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Mon, Oct. 13th, 2008, 10:57 pm
crossbow1: The story of the boy's that were... Never Brothers

Title: The story of the boy's that were... Never Brothers I like it when they start off with the bad punctuation right in the title.
Culprit: MyxLifexMyxWayX33, who lists her occupation as "Writerrrrr."
Mary Sue or Gary Stu: We should be so lucky.

In which everything the American Family Association fears comes to pass...Collapse )

Sat, Sep. 27th, 2008, 09:29 pm
crossbow1: General rules of sporking

I'm not a mod or anything, I've just been around a lot of sporking communities and I wanted to share some information. This is all from deleterius and marysues, which I believe are the two biggest sporking communities (each over 2700 members). People are always trying to get them deleted, so they've done all the LJ Terms of Service research. These are basically what we have to do to keep the community from getting suspended or deleted. (Italics are quotes from those other communities.)

Only link to stories posted in a community.

If the story is posted in the author's livejournal do not link to the livejournal! Linking to another user's journal in that context is technically a violation of lj TOS, and can get the community suspended. Ask that people email you for the fic URL instead."

Never quote the entire story - only excerpts.

Why? Because the LJ admins are starting to breathe down our necks about "copyright violation," which applies if the entire story (or most of it) is reprinted without permission. Excerpts are perfectly legal if credited and unaltered.

And what about copyright violations?

"You're violating my copyriiiiiiiiiiight! *SOBCRYWAAAAAAAAMBULANCE!*"
Um, no, we're not.

* According to The Publishing Law Center (http://www.publaw.com/cfaqs.html) :

Copyright exists from the moment the work is created. You will have to register, however, if you wish to bring a lawsuit for infringement of a U.S. work.

Under the fair use doctrine of the U.S. copyright statute, it is permissible to use limited portions of a work including quotes, for purposes such as commentary, criticism, news reporting, and scholarly reports. There are no legal rules permitting the use of a specific number of words, a certain number of musical notes, or percentages of a work. Whether a particular use qualifies as fair use depends on all the circumstances.

Sat, Sep. 13th, 2008, 04:59 pm
crossbow1: MindFreak

Title: MindFreak
Author: Pinch5
Mary Sue: Gerard, with his "girlish curves" and "lavender, lilac soap."

excerpts from chapter 7Collapse )

So, I went back to chapter 1. Read more...Collapse )

Mon, Aug. 25th, 2008, 07:34 pm
bobbybob87: Memorials for the dead. My first sporking!


Title: Memorials are for the Dead chapter two.
Author: holyfroraytoro
Is it a Mary Sue or Gary Stu? I'm actually not sure at this point. It may be heading for a Gary Stu though!

To be fair to the author, this is by no means the worst fic I have ever read. No real complaints about spelling or grammar either. It just made me lol.

To the Sporking!Collapse )

Fri, Aug. 22nd, 2008, 02:07 pm
using_chemicals: When I thought I was out they pulled me back in.

Title: Love lIfe, Live Life, Die. [7]  I've always wanted to live my lIfe.
Author:  GiveEmHell of Quizilla. 
 Is it a Mary Sue or Gary Stu? I don't know her first name, but Miss King is a beautiful girl who Bob opens up to and who Gerard manages to conquer his fear of falling in love for. So. It's any one's guess.

Thu, Jul. 24th, 2008, 11:59 pm

Be prepared. You will find these stories in the spork dictionary under "fucking awful."

I was just going to do this first one, but then I saw the second one and couldn't resist. It was just too terrible.


Title: :Fix Me Sugar:. .:Gerard Way:. *One Shot* I used to fish around for good one-shots on Quizilla-- until I realized they don't exist.
Author: bakuralover666 Anybody know what the hell that is supposed to mean?
Mary-Sue or Gary Stu: Yes.

Check out her intro to this story. Truly wonderful.
what to say...hm.....I don't like this one...and I f*cking wrote it. What the h*ll is wrong with me? THE TYPING ERRORS ARE NOT MY FALUT....IT WON"T SPACE THE WORDS FOR ME

Also, her journal is full of lulz.


Spork number two.

Title: give me all your hopeless hearts and make me ill [gerard and mikey way romance] {part 4}
Author: JustLivingProof
Mary-Sue or Gary-Stu: I'm sorry, I'm still crying from reading this fic and cannot answer your question properly.

Don't worry... it's short. But not painless.

I feel like, 60% dumber after all that.

Tue, Jul. 15th, 2008, 12:43 pm
separateskies: An oldie but a goodie

The Mary Sue-icide Attempt... the plot twist we've come to know and love in the MCR fandom.

e: [Bob]..could..you..put..this..to..my..head..?..[Bryar]-29  *sigh*
Author: TheBrokenBeatenFreak
Mary Sue:
Bob Bryar and girlfriend Emma. No, rly.

Her story introduction: i would REALLY love you all if you didnt' throw things at me... or llamas for that matter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, hello ma'am... would you like some batshit with that crazy?

It's like a nightmare or something.Collapse )

Sat, Jul. 5th, 2008, 12:58 am
separateskies: my first spork! hurray!

Title: Paint It Black And Take It Back [66] 66?!?
Mary Sue:
I think they're all fucking Sues.

ETA: Check out her introduction to this chapter. It's precious.

IN............OUT...........IN........OUT!!!! ONE MORE CHAPTER........ish. lol. cos 68 is kinda explaining some things.ONE MORE CHAPTER!!!!.......no one knows what it's like to be the bad man..to be the sad man.......behind blue eyes.......LIMP BIZTAK. sorry. i'm kinda listening to that right now. but...IN. OUT. IN. OUT. i'm sooooooooooo hyperventalating(sp? lol) right now...........and i won't post the chapter until........Saturday? HAPPY 4th EVERYONE! WHOOO!

brb dying

Wed, Jul. 2nd, 2008, 10:03 am
crossbow1: i aint gay

Title: i aint gay:
Author: noelfielding
Mary Sue: Gerard.

Summary: bout two enimes that fall in love but wont admit there true feelings for each other untill something bad hapennes duh duh duh xx

You know this is gonna be good.

My favorite part is where I thought he did his eyeliner with his socks.Collapse )

Mon, Jun. 16th, 2008, 05:50 pm
miseracordia: o hai

Link: Ugh.
Title: "Ferard XD" - Yes, rly.
Author: xxASUKAxx
Is it a Mary Sue or Gary Stu?: Mary Sue claiming to be Frank's sister.

My head hurts, now.Collapse )

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